—-> gif request
fucking soulless sam though
i miss that bastard
soulless sam was the perfect asshole
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—-> gif request
fucking soulless sam though
i miss that bastard
soulless sam was the perfect asshole
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I started acting my sophomore year while studying molecular biology. My dad said “You can’t handle both.” I said, “Watch me, I will!”
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HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE
SEA COW
why is sea cow weird
its a manatee you uneducated fuck
holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow
that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened
thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.
i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends
This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.
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Sept. 1, 2012. A villager offers flowers to a female adult elephant lying dead on a paddy field in Panbari village, about 50 kilometers (30 miles) east of Gauhati, India. (Photo: Anupam Nath—AP)
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Starfleet officers, revolutionaries, linguists, biologists, physicists, psychiatrists, politicians, doctors, nurses, humans, aliens, geniuses, super humans, warriors…
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red hot exhibition by thomas knights
ten april twenty thirteenthis my dreammmmm
this is my future
god damn yes please
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Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.
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I called out to a Walgreens today, and this was playing, and I think it’s my new favorite song. It was very hard to understand the lyrics over the terrible phone quality, so I had to fight to find this.
(Source: Spotify)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
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MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY
cats
(Source: gundamibuki, via contradictlucifer)
The Amazing Underwater Forest of Lake Kaindy
What makes Lake Kaindy truly remarkable is that it contains an underwater forest. Visible on the lakes surface are the tall, dried-out tops of submerged Spruce trees that rise above the water’s surface like the masts of sunken ships. They are the only sign of the amazing frozen forest below the water’s surface.
The water is so cold (even in summer the temperature does not exceed 6 degrees) that the pine needles remain on the trees, even after a hundred years of being submerged. During the winter, the lake freezes and becomes a popular spot for ice diving.
The lake is 400 meters long and is located in Kazakhstan’s portion of the Tian Shan Mountains, about 129 km from the city of Almaty. The lake was created after an earthquake in 1911 triggered a large landslide blocking the gorge and forming a natural dam.
Holy crap.
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Call me Ishmael Heather.
I am a 24 year old customer service rep who hates talking on the phones like WHOA, so CLEARLY I MAKE GOOD LIFE CHOICES. I like geeking out and also geeky things, and my hobbies include lying, being a lie-teller, and lies.
On this Tumblr, you will find a wide assortment of things and also shittons of Supernatural and Teen Wolf. Because that's how I roll.
Feel free to talk to me! I like conversations, I just am bad about starting them. D:
Also, if you're looking for good fic to read, check out my Delicious or this post I made in reply to someone I follow. I have a shitton of things recced there in a crapload of fandoms. Hopefully there's something you'll like. Unless you hate slash. Roughly 95% of that is slash.
My Tumblwife is utsukushii-loli. You should follow her as she's basically amazing. She cheats, though. ;_;