I started acting my sophomore year while studying molecular biology. My dad said “You can’t handle both.” I said, “Watch me, I will!”
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HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE
why is sea cow weird
its a manatee you uneducated fuck
holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow
that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened
thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.
i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends
This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.
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Starfleet officers, revolutionaries, linguists, biologists, physicists, psychiatrists, politicians, doctors, nurses, humans, aliens, geniuses, super humans, warriors…
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Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.
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I called out to a Walgreens today, and this was playing, and I think it’s my new favorite song. It was very hard to understand the lyrics over the terrible phone quality, so I had to fight to find this.
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
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MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY
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